SANTA PICTURES! Sigh!
So, really, I just want a sweet little picture of my two children with Santa in cute little Christmas-y matchy, match outfits. Is that so much to ask really? I mean, I'll buy the clothes and comb the hair and wipe the faces...can I just have one little picture of the kids with Santa?
No, I can't...why...because it is ridiculously expensive! I mean ridiculous! I can not bring myself to spend upwards of $35 for my little picture!
I mean, what happened to the days when it was a Polaroid? When they charged like 5 bucks to sit on Santa's lap and take a picture.
I understand that these people need to make a living...but really? You are not a freaking career Santa or elf!! You must have another job the other 11 months of the year. You don't need to syphon $35 out of families during the month of December!
Every year I say...Next year. Next year, I'm going to just suck it up and do it. Then next year comes and I just can't possibly spend the money on it.
And let me tell you this silly Santas out there...when I make my millions, I will still not come to your stupid mall and set my children (or great-grandchildren considering the rate at which I am collecting these millions) on your stupid lap. I will hire my own personal Santa, set him up right next to you and only charge $10!!!!
So there!
